I can see why I hardly ever come here.  The chi is all screwed up. There's some bad juju here.

Sorry. Boring, I know.

If you'd like, I could tell you about the guy with no legs at the corner I drive by on my way to work.

On second thought, I don't know much about him so maybe I won't.

Really, really bored.

Where did everybody go?

Jeez, I make some good chicken! No wonder I'm so popular with the ladies!

Wait a tic... I've been single for months now... hmm....